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Last Will:     Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed.  He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in Century City." "Sarah, my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings downtown" The nurse was listening to all this, and  as Morris passes away, she said to his wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."  She replies, "Property shmoperty  The schmuck had a newspaper  route."

“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.” –Albert Einstein, scientist "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." -Albert Einstein "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein Now go here:  Albert Einstein - before and after.

  Looks ordinary enough....... but watch as the rice grows!!!!!! Stunning crop art has sprung up across rice fields in Japan , but this is no alien creation. The designs have been cleverly PLANTED! Farmers creating the huge displays use  no ink or dye .   Instead, different color rice plants have been precisely and strategically arranged and grown in the paddy fields. As summer progresses and the plants shoot up, the detailed artwork begins to emerge.   A Sengoku warrior on horseback   has been created from hundreds of thousands of rice plants.   The colo r s are created by using different varieties of rice plants, whose leaves grow in certain  colors’ .   This photo was taken in Inakadate , Japan .   Napoleon on horseback can be seen from the skies.   This was created by precision planting and months of planning by villagers and farmers located in Ink date, Japan .   Fictional warrior Nape ...

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.   If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.   If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.   If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.   If, in the nation’s largest city,...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.  Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then, a member of Congress came in for a haircut. When he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The nex...

Everyone needs at least one good piece of advice per day!! How to hold on and not fall on the bus!    This is known as a "pole clamp" but is not available at your local hardware store.   It has to be homemade, developed and tested. Remember to use a Hand Sanitizer when holding.    All this fuss about keeping their head covered..... Nuff said!! 

Coach Bill Belichick says that Browns and Bengals coach Paul Brown is the "father of this game". As far as Belichick's concerned, the same offense the rest of the football universe knows as the West Coast scheme, deserves a different name.  "The West Coast offense should really be the Ohio River offense because it's Paul Brown's offense that [Bill] Walsh took out of there," Belichick said, referencing Walsh's 1980s San Francisco 49ers teams that won three Super Bowls.  "The more you read about Paul Brown, the more you look at what he did, he truly is the father of this game," Belichick said. "He was so ahead of his time in all the organizational things, a lot of the schematic things. The preparation that we do, it's all very, very similar to what he did half a century ago, or maybe longer ago. The more I know about Paul Brown, the more impressed I am with him." "The possession passing game and the balance he bro...