If aman cutshis finger off while Slicing salami at work, Heblames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your familyblamestheTobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, Youblame television.
If friends are shot by a deranged madman, Youblamethegunmanufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine.
And if a crazed person breaks into thecockpit and tries to killthe pilotat 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, The mother ofthe crazeddeceasedblames the airline. I must have lived too long tounderstand theworldas itisanymore.
So, if I die while myOLD WRINKLED ASS
is parkedin front of this computer,I want all of you to BlameBill Gates .