Sunday, December 9, 2012

Holy e-mail Maxine joke

One day God was looking down at
earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on... 

So He called His angels and sent
one to earth for a time. 

When the angel returned,
he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth;
95% are misbehaving and only
5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said,
'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.' 

So God called another angel and sent
her to earth for a time. 

When the angel returned she went to
God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,
but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased. 

So He decided to e-mail the 5%
who were good, because he wanted to
encourage them, and give them a little
something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said? 

Okay, I was just wondering,
because I didn't get one either.

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