Holy e-mail Maxine joke

One day God was looking down at

earth and saw all of the rascally behavior

that was going on... 

So He called His angels and sent

one to earth for a time. 

When the angel returned,

he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth;

95% are misbehaving and only

5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said,

'Maybe I had better send down a second

angel to get another opinion.' 

So God called another angel and sent

her to earth for a time. 

When the angel returned she went to

God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth

is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,

but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased. 

So He decided to e-mail the 5%

who were good, because he wanted to

encourage them, and give them a little

something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said? 

Okay, I was just wondering,

because I didn't get one either.

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