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Dr. Lou Holtz - Two Ears and One Mouth


You have eyes on the front of your head rather than the back so you can see where you are going rather than where you've been.

Everyone, but especially everyone under the age of 40, needs to do twice as much listening as talking. Our creator did not make a mistake giving us two eyes, two nostrils, two hands, two ears and one mouth.

You get farther in life observing than you do offering observations.

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