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Honesty Do what you say you will do. This causes other people to trust you.  Trust is fragile and takes years to earn. It must be re-earned each time you have contact with a person. Self-discipline Successful people are able to stick to the task at hand. The more successful you become, the more unpleasant the tasks will be that you have to perform. Toughness/resilience The ability to lock onto a problem and pursue it through many disappointments and failures to a successful solution. Pride Take pride in what you are doing. Knowledge Successful people know more about their particular industry than anyone else. Decisions are made by logic and careful thought. Competitive Successful people love to finish first. Click here for some wisdom from Dr. Lou .

Mayo Clinic Aspirin Dr. Virend Somers, is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology.  Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between  6 A.M.  and noon. Having one during the night, when  the heart should be most at rest, means  that something unusual happened. Somers and his colleagues  have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is  to blame. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day,  take it at night.  The reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour "half-life";  therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the  wee hours of the morning, the  Aspirin would be strongest in your system.  FYI, Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest for years, (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar)....

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers everywhere. Walking through the mall, the surprised wife looked up and noticed that her husband was gone. He was nowhere to be found. She was very upset about this because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband, in a calm voice, said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went to five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we  could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day." His wife said crying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store." He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it." Click here for five Christmas thoughts.

How are the  Kentucky  Wildcats doing so far? Here is a look at each player.

This looks painful

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When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

Judd Hirsch from Taxi and Alan Alda from Mash are still working actors. Burger King employees are not allowed to have sex in the store. Burger King does not check your balls. What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts. A tiny vagina is a hereditary trait. Nova in Spanish means "It doesn't go" Asthma symptoms can be confused with seizures. Shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise proves that you are ready to steal $20 million. Don't trust your wallet with a thief.  Lesbians have the nicer breasts than non-lesbians. You can avoid paying a restaraunt check by planting a roach in your food. There are no episodes of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock. The women in the French Playboy magazine are even more naked than the American version. All the security guards in a building will be distracted by a French Playboy magazine.  If an FBI agent is allergic to chocolate, you will have to knock him out cold with a pastry cart. An elderly women will...

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa (née Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo Laine) has  reportedly  filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. TMZ reports  that her filing cited "irreconcilable differences" and suggests that she "believes Kobe has been unfaithful." If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?

Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation: “You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.” “All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.” She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.

Ask any bully that you know if they learned to be a jerk from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The answer may be yes. A psychologist says that the 1964 holiday classic promotes bullying . Rudolph was bulled by Donner (his father), his coach, Santa and many others in the show. Parents who sit down to watch the holiday classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” may be surprised to know they are advocating bullying and causing harm to their children, according to a psychologist.

If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks. The numbers are limited -I have twenty iPads going for less than half Price, so it's first come, first served. I have already sold one (see pic below so you can see what you would be getting). Get back to me as quickly as you can ,  if you want one . Here is the picture:

The Award goes to:   The United Kingdom   followed closely by...   The United States of America and then...   Poland   but 3rd Place must go to...   Greece   it was very very close but the runner up prize   was awarded to....   Serbia   but the winner of the   husband/partner of the   year   is .   Ireland .   Ya gotta love the Irish.   The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even   holding her hand...   Woman has  Man   in it;   Mrs. has  Mr.  in it;   Female has  Male   in it;   She has  He   in it;   Madam has  Adam  in it;   Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...   I never looked at it this way before:   Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?   MEN tal   illness MEN strual cramps   MEN tal breakdown   MEN opause ...

Remember this the next time you have     major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!    MEDICAL RESEARCH Australian Medical Association researchers have found that  patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving  chicken blood rather than human blood.   It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....   Just thought you'd like to know.

To Pee or Not To Pee I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government  distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case,  I am required to pass a random urine test  (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes  to people who don't have to pass a urine test. So, here is my question:  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check  because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.  I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT  ----doing drugs while I work. Can you imagine how much money each state would save  if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could call the program "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT"! Something has to change in this country - AND SOON! P.S. Ju...