Friday, June 10, 2011

Valentines Day: Ten things I learned watching Valentines Day with Taylor Swift, Anne Hathaway, and Julia Roberts

So, I just watched this piece of crap movie called Valentines Day. Here is what I learned:

  1. On Valentines Day, you don't think, you just do.
  2. Valentines Day is a weak ripoff of Love Actually.
  3. This film made Love Actually look like a masterpiece.
  4. In Kentucky, they celebrate love your cousin day.
  5. Taylor Lautner is uncomfortable taking his shirt off in public.
  6. Naughty Nymphos is a phone service that you call and have people talk dirty to you.
  7. Folks from Muncie, Indiana tend to have a problem when their girlfriend is an adult phone entertainer.
  8. There is a reason why acting is not Taylor Swift's full-time gig.
  9. Some people go to a "I Hate Valentines Day" party to whine about their problems with love.
  10. There are fifth graders that have Frank Zappa songs on their IPods.

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