Monday, June 13, 2011

NBA: LeBron James jokes

  1. Monday, June 13th, is National LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to quit 12 minutes early. 
  2. Apple just announced a new LeBron James IPhone - it has no rings, it just vibrates.
  3. LeBron should change his name to 75 cents because he is short that fourth quarter.
  4. Like mother, like son; except his mom choked on Delonte.
  5. It looks like Mavericks took their talents to South Beach.
  6. Don't lend LeBron James a dollar. He will only give you 3 quarters in return.
  7. LeBron James would do great in the NHL because they only play 3 periods.
  8. The top Miami threesome remains Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, and Rue McClanahan. 
  9. It's a good thing LeBron didn't go to college. He'd have skipped the finals anyway.
  10. What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron? Saturn has rings.
  11. The U.S Military has been looking for the Invisibility Cloak and has asked LeBron James for his input.
  12. Nike has just announced that it will be installing life alert on all LeBron James shoes so that it will be easy to call for help when you start choking.
  13. How many LeBrons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None, he has a couple guys with personal problems do it for him.
  14. Minor league team pokes fun at LeBron James.

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