- Avoid those who leave that last sip at the bottom of their beer.
- Take your time mowing the lawn. Your wife might have some other stuff for you to do.
- When betting the NBA, don’t waste time on research. Pick a team, anything can happen.
- If you’re going to let yourself get fat, at least wear cool clothes and footwear.
- Always be a gentleman. Never be a cheapskate. Call your mother at least once a week.
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