No Strings Attached: Five things I learned watching No Strings Attached with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher

No spoilers if you haven't seen this gem.

1. If your father died, you should invite someone you barely know and refer to it as "something stupid to do."

2. Spooning with your clothes on is horrible.

3. It is possible to walk into a room of women and within one minute know that they are all on their period.

4. Eating Dunkin Donut holes helps to ease emotional pain.

5. When people are in love, they say cheesy things like "I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go."

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Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

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When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

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