Hall Pass: 12 things I learned watching Hall Pass with Owen Wilson and Jenna Fischer

1. Women generally notice when you are checking out another woman's butt even if you think you are sneaky.

2. A spank bank is a collection of photos stored in memory that are used for...well...figure it out for yourself.

3. Guys are wired to notice all women.

4. Some women hang out with unattractive women to make them appear more attractive.

5. Three shots of Tequila cost $57.

6. Allysa Millano is still hot.

7. A hall pass is a vacation from marriage.

8. If you get a hall pass, your first stop should be Applebees.

9. Some people think Chili's is a great place to pick up women.

10. There are massage parlors that only offer massages.

11. Admitting marital infidelity is preferred over attending a Kathy Griffin show.

12. Women can't tell the difference between chow and fake chow.

Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

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