Is Tiger Woods Better Than Jack Nicklaus?

Tiger Woods fan: Yes, Jack Nicklaus has more major championships than Tiger Woods simply because he played longer.

Jack Nicklaus fan: I say no. Nicklaus played against Hall Of Fame golfers like Gary Player, Tom Watson, and Arnold Palmer. Who can top that today?

TWF: I hear that all the time. Had Woods not so thoroughly dominated his era, guys like Vijay Singh, Phil Mickelson, and Ernie Els would have equaled the guys you named.

JNF: You aren't seriously arguing that you would take your foursome over mine?

TWF: All day. Also, tournaments today have much deeper fields to beat.

JNF: I'm not sure the 50th best golfer of either generation makes a difference.

TWF: Of course they do.

Please click here for the rest of this discussion.

Male logic joke

*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Joke: Apparently, ice is really bad for you

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends. Click here for a vegetarian joke.

Beanie Books

Search This Blog