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  Hi Babies!  Smile for the camera!   I'm not cute! I'm vicious! Rawwr Raawwrr!  All right fine, I'm cute.   Honey, I think you may have a fever.   Just one last hug before I go to school.  K Bye mom!   No dog bed?  No problem.   Baby is drowsing, cozy and fair Mother sits near, in her rocking chair...   We are absolutely captionless!   My mom wants me to get braces, I'd rather just wear a hat.   A loving (and warm) family.   You go ahead on your vacation, I'll watch your fish for you.   He's right behind me, isn't he....   Just a little to the left!  Now hold still!   Yoga kitty says: The key to inner health is inner peace.   Knock knock.  We're cute.  Give us candy.   Is it 8am already?  Just 5 more minutes pleeeeeeeez   Mommy, I'm tiewwwwd. Cawwwy meeeee! Keep your eyes closed for just 1 more second. I promise the surprise is almost here! ~~~   UNTIL ONE HA

Women.... Women are like apples on trees.  The best ones are at the top of the tree.  Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.  The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they're amazing.  They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. There now....wasn't that warm and fuzzy.

These are Great In-flight Photos of the F/A-22 as the first Aircraft Delivery was being made to Langley AFB in Va. . Langley is to be first Operational AFB for the F/A-22. It is a very Beautiful AFB, located in a picturesque location, as you can see in these photos, near Norfolk and Hampton , Va. The Aircraft flying along with the F/A-22 in the last of these photos is the F-15, which will be replaced by the F/A-22 which is several times better than the F-15. In Actual In-flight (simulated) Combat Operations against the F-15, two F/A-22's were able to operate without detection while it went Head to Head against (8) F-15's. The F/A-22's scored Missile Hits (Kills) against all the F-15 Aircraft and the F/A-22's were never Detected by either the F-15's or Ground Based Radar. Maj. Gen. Rick Lewis said: 'The Raptor Operated Against All Adversaries with Virtual Impunity; Ground Based Systems Couldn't Engage and NO Adversary Aircraft Survived'!!! F/A-22-- Americ

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Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you.  Wear nice shoes. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you.  There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor. According to Albert Einstein , if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years. The