The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.           My grandpa started walking    five miles a day when he was 60.     Now he's 97 years old    and we have no idea where the hell he is.       I like long walks,     especially when they are taken    by people who annoy me.        The only reason I would take up walking    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.        I have to walk early in the morning,   before my brain figures out what I'm doing...         I joined a health club last year,    spent about 250 bucks.     Haven't lost a pound.    Apparently you have to go there!     Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',   I wash my mouth out with chocolate.         I do have flabby thighs,    but fortunately my stomach covers them.        The advantage of exercising every day     is so when you die, they'll ...