BLAME How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day f or 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes i nto a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are b rats without manners, You blame television . If friends are shot by a d eranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine . And if a crazed person breaks i nto the cockpit and t ries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, a nd the passengers k ill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. ...