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WELCOME ABOARD "WALMART AIRLINES"..   What in Hell is that Seatbelt Trying to Protect Anyway???   "They're paid for and I want everyone to appreciate them!"     Somehow I ALWAYS manage to sit next to this person when I fly home!! OOOHHHHHHHHHH  MY  G A W W W W W W W D!!!!!!   Words Just Freakin' Fail me ! ! !   HOLY CRAP!   HOW LONG WAS HIS FLIGHT DELAYED????????

ME FIRST   And the SURGEON GENERAL says . . Diversionary tactic Words of Wisdom A fortune to remember   Stay off the course . . . Or else!    Not my job   DESPERATE FOR A TICKET TO THE WORLD CUP   BEST T-SHIRT DESIGN   FRIDGE MAGNET   QUEEN OF THE BLONDES  

SOME COMPUTER STRETCHES   When you are stiff and sore from sitting at your computer for long periods, it's best if you vary your position and posture periodically. We know we shouldn't sit for too long without taking a break to stretch and move around, but we forget, and then pay for it at the end of the day. In order to prevent chronic back & neck pain, here are several excellent stretches that are suggested to relieve the  stress. Try one of these the next time you your back and neck start feeling  tight.....

My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids. He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just weird ! If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog. Click here for another stupid picture .

Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women"  is now out in paperback. For information about how a woman's brain works, click here .