Asking a girl to leave after sex might make you look like a dick. You cannot trust anybody ever...especially if you're in a relationship with them. Jewelers show a "love is eternal face" to move product. Frozen peas will heal tattoo infections but they should stay in the bag. When they get to a certain age, boys are disgusting, they smell, are sticky, and leave semen all over the place. If you're in the U.S. on a tourist visa, you can't work. You are only allowed to tour. If you are on a plane and notice someone with no luggage, they might be an Air Marshall. Air Marshalls are known to carry their guns between their butt cheeks. If you ask a woman to bake anything (especially if she used to own a bakery), she will think you are trying to fix her. Calling a teenaged customer the C word will get you fired . Some people will buy an 18-wheeler just for the heck of it. Getting your a**hole bleached is great. Being the maid of honor can be very stressful....