Skip to main content

Posts

Showing posts with the label Guns

World Murder Statistics - Gun bans

WORLD MURDER STATISTICS From the World Health Organization The latest Murder Statistics for the world: Murders per 100,000 citizens per year. Honduras 91.6 (WOW!!) El Salvador 69.2 Cote d'lvoire 56.9 Jamaica 52.2 Venezuela 45.1 Belize 41.4 US Virgin Islands 39.2 Guatemala 38.5 Saint Kitts and Nevis 38.2 Zambia 38.0 Uganda 36.3 Malawi 36.0 Lesotho 35.2 Trinidad and Tobago 35.2 Colombia 33.4 South Africa 31.8 Congo 30.8 Central African Republic 29.3 Bahamas 27.4 Puerto Rico 26.2 Saint Lucia 25.2 Dominican Republic 25.0 Tanzania 24.5 Sudan 24.2 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 22.9 Ethiopia 22.5 Guinea 22.5 Dominica 22.1 Burundi 21.7 Democratic Republic of the Congo 21.7 ...

Gun joke: Shop online...it is safer

Share this here:

Drunks with guns

Click here for another redneck picture .

Guns cartoon

Acts 2:38 Bible joke

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (i.e.,  R epent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven . )   The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture to you.' 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!' 

Gun control jokes

A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.  The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?"  The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46." ---------      The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.  "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.  Are you expecting trouble?"  He promptly replied, "No Ma'am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."   ---------       I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house?  I said I did.  She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"  To which I said, "Of course it is loaded;   it can't work without bullets!"  She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"  My reply was, "No,   not at all.  I am not afraid of the house catching fire...

Top ten "killers" in the United States

Let’s see here, between tobacco and alcohol, there are 636,000 deaths per year, or 55 times as many as with firearms.  Motor vehicles are 3 times as many as firearms.  Seems to me we need to have special licenses for smokes and booze, with classes required, and background checks.   That should occur at least every year, with immediate revocation upon the occurrence of any incident.  Cars licenses could be re-issued after re-testing every 18 months, with the same revocation policy.  Many municipalities/States currently have laws on the books against making available through negligence or by intent, items with which children can harm themselves or others.  Here in Nebraska little time passes without reading of charges being filed against parents/other adults for those reasons. This data comes from our Federal Govt - the FBI and Center for Disease Control.