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Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you.  Wear nice shoes. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you.  There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor. According to Albert Einstein , if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years. The...

Wow! Click here to see Albert Einstein's desk! or Click here for another before and after - Fidel Castro.  

This is the desk of Albert Einstein just a few hours after his death.  Another Albert Einstein quote is here .

(Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:   12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"   -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912   11. "What the @#$% was that!?"   -- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945   10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"   -- Custer, 1877   9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."   -- Einstein, 1938   8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"   -- Picasso, 1926   7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"   -- Pythagoras, 126 BC   6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" --Michelangelo, 1566!   5. "Where the @#$% am I?"   -- Amelia Earhart, 1937   4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"   --Noah, 4314 BC   3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"   --Bill Clinton, 1998   ...

Phil Robertson:    " We never, ever judge a chicken who is going to cross the road...that's the Almighty's job. " Aaron Rodgers:    " I really, really like female chickens. That's all I can say about that. " Barack Obama:    " EVERY chicken deserves health insurance. " Hillary Clinton:  "   I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire. Also, what difference at this point does it make? " DR. PHIL :   "  The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems " OPRAH:   "  Well, I understand that the chicken is ha...