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The blame game

BLAME
How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the Tobacco company. 


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, 
You blame television. 


If friends are shot by a deranged madman, 
You blame the gun manufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine. 

 And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. 


So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates .

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