Buckeye Fan and the Priest We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious maze & blue "M" on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them. Oh day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thud. Not und...