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USS Bill Clinton Sunday July 2nd '06 Vancouver ,  BC , Headed for Seattle , WA . The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet. Pictured above: The  USS William Jefferson Clinton  ( CVS1)  set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.     The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president.  The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although  they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, but form a very menacing presence. As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This cre...

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(Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:   12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"   -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912   11. "What the @#$% was that!?"   -- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945   10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"   -- Custer, 1877   9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."   -- Einstein, 1938   8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"   -- Picasso, 1926   7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"   -- Pythagoras, 126 BC   6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" --Michelangelo, 1566!   5. "Where the @#$% am I?"   -- Amelia Earhart, 1937   4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"   --Noah, 4314 BC   3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"   --Bill Clinton, 1998   ...