Valentines Day: Ten things I learned watching Valentines Day with Taylor Swift, Anne Hathaway, and Julia Roberts
So, I just watched this piece of crap movie called Valentines Day. Here is what I learned: On Valentines Day, you don't think, you just do. Valentines Day is a weak ripoff of Love Actually. This film made Love Actually look like a masterpiece. In Kentucky, they celebrate love your cousin day. Taylor Lautner is uncomfortable taking his shirt off in public. Naughty Nymphos is a phone service that you call and have people talk dirty to you. Folks from Muncie, Indiana tend to have a problem when their girlfriend is an adult phone entertainer. There is a reason why acting is not Taylor Swift's full-time gig. Some people go to a "I Hate Valentines Day" party to whine about their problems with love. There are fifth graders that have Frank Zappa songs on their IPods.