A Valentine's Day story told by children

I used to be like this...

Then I met a girl...

She was like this...

Together, we were like this...

I gave her gifts like this...

When she accepted my proposal, I was like this...

I used to talk to her all night like this...

And at the office I used to do this...

When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this...

And I used to react like this...

But on Valentines Day, she received a red rose from someone else like this...

And she was like this…

And I was like this…

Which later led to this...

and this...

I felt like doing this...

I started doing this...

Now look at me…

DAMN GIRLS!

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