Fathers Day: Fatherly advice

Some Great Dad Advice

Avoid those who leave that last sip at the bottom of their beer.
Take your time mowing the lawn. Your wife might have some other stuff for you to do.
When betting the NBA, don’t waste time on research. Pick a team, anything can happen.
If you’re going to let yourself get fat, at least wear cool clothes and footwear.
Always be a gentleman. Never be a cheapskate. Call your mother at least once a week.

If you have a great dad, be sure to call him Sunday. If you don’t, remember, it could be worse. You could be Tatum O’Neal.

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