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Insane, Incognito, and In cahoots - joke

MY TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2015 . . .   I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.   I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.   I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.   I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.   I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.   Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.   One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need a...

Lists: 15 Things to be thankful for

I  AM THANKFUL:      FOR  THE WIFE      WHO  SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS  HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.    FOR  THE HUSBAND      WHO IS ON THE SOFA  BEING A COUCH POTATO,   BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME  AND NOT OUT  AT THE BARS.       FOR  THE TEENAGER      WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES   BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE  STREETS.       FOR  THE TAXES I PAY      BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED    FOR  THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY   BECAUSE  IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY  FRIENDS.       FOR  THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO  SNUG      BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.     FOR MY SHADOW THAT  WATCHES ME WOR...

Nicolas Sarkozy - Before and After

You should click here for a before and after of Elvis Presley .

Charles De Gaulle - Before and After

Click here for another before and after - Nicolas Sarkozy

Vladimir Putin - Before and After

Click here for another before and after - Charles De Gaulle

Fidel Castro - Before and After

Another before and after can be found here - Vladamir Putin.

Albert Einstein - Before and After

Wow! Click here to see Albert Einstein's desk! or Click here for another before and after - Fidel Castro.