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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:          Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:         First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's l...

Medical Alert               Remember this the next time you have     major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!    MEDICAL RESEARCH Australian Medical Association researchers have found that  patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving  chicken blood rather than human blood.   It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....   Just thought you'd like to know. BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT! . . . . . .. ..OK, I'll be going to my room now.

WELCOME ABOARD "WALMART AIRLINES"..   What in Hell is that Seatbelt Trying to Protect Anyway???   "They're paid for and I want everyone to appreciate them!"     Somehow I ALWAYS manage to sit next to this person when I fly home!! OOOHHHHHHHHHH  MY  G A W W W W W W W D!!!!!!   Words Just Freakin' Fail me ! ! !   HOLY CRAP!   HOW LONG WAS HIS FLIGHT DELAYED????????

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . Frank, the Walmart greeter, s...