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Maxine cartoons - jokes

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written 
an impressive new book. It's called .... 
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People' 
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink 
and be Mary .... 
3. The difference between the Pope and 
your boss, the Pope only expects you 
To kiss his ring.


4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant 
flash and it is gone. 
5. The only time the world beats a path to 
your door is if you're in the bathroom.



6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. 
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and 
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 

7. It used to be only death and taxes 
Now, of course, there's 
shipping and handling, too.



8. A husband is someone who, after taking 
the trash out, gives the impression that 
he just cleaned the whole house.. 
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just 
vending machines and a large trash can.
11. Definition of a teenager? 
God's punishment ... for enjoying sex.

12.. As you slide down the banister of life, may 
The splinters never point the wrong way .... 
13.. Home computers can be frustrating.

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