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Nature is wonderful...here we see an adult female pumpkin giving birth! Amazing!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.  The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.  Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt  ! ! !  ! !   !   'WE HAVEN'T EVEN  SWEPT TOGETHER !'   Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy...   Sounds to me like she's .......been....sweeping around!!!

You are not obligated to visit relatives. You are not obligated to purchase gifts for anyone. People will give you candy for no reason other than it is Halloween. It is the only day of the year where it is socially acceptable to dress up like a penguin.

Be sure to turn the sound up and read the text below before you click on the video.  Oh, and Happy Halloween! A bit creepy, but very cool. Apparently, a car advertisement from Great Britain had to be removed because of a strange coincidence and something the film caught. The editor saw a human-like mist moving along side the car when it cleared the trees in the middle of the shot.  Make sure you watch the front end of the car closely.  It may just be a trick of the camera, but it definitely looks a bit like your stereotypical ghost.  You can even hear the cameraman whisper something towards the end.  It is faint, but if you turn up your sound you should hear it. They decided to not run the spot after finding out that someone had been killed on that spot of road a bit earlier. It's a bit creepy, but, it is Halloween.  Have fun!

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when : 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only . 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And you can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors  should not  go Trick Or Treating... * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!