- A moodle is a man poodle.
- Double bagging it prevents seepage.
- Guys who are skinny, have a bad job, have no career, and low self-esteem can attract a woman like Alice Eve as long as her most recent boyfriend cheated on her.
- If a guy shaves another guy's genitals, it is totally not gay.
- Only plane doctors know about cell phone usage on planes.
- Alice Eve is a hard 10.
- A person can't jump more than two points unless he is a rock star or a cartoon. Therefore, if you are a 5 out of 10, you have no chance at a 7+.
- Jay Baruchel is great at acting like a dork with no self-confidence.
- Alice Eve does not get naked in this movie (although she does get down to bra and panties).
- Alice Eve does get naked in Crossing Over and can be seen in a wet, see-through top in Sex and the City 2.
*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:* A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
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