Jokes: Marriage joke

40 years
Of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
Little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
Couple and for being loving to each other for
All this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
With my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
Tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
Hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
Opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
Sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
Years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
But a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
Poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should
Remember fairies are female......

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