The blame game

BLAME

How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,  He blames the restaurant.  If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,  Your family blames the Tobacco company.  If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.  If your grandchildren are brats without manners,  You blame television.  If friends are shot by a deranged madman,  You blame the gun manufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine.  And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,  The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.  I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.  So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to  Blame Bill Gates .