How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television.
If friends are shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer for having too many rounds in the magazine.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
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