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You can get used to the smell of a port a potty. Can't is the real c word. People can crap gold. To make your farts glow, put a fire fly in your butt hole. A snake bite can give you an erection. Nobody can force you to live in Rainbowland. To improve your approval rating, try making a sex tape with your opponent's wife and putting it on TV. Drew Carey drives some women to touch themselves. There is an alternate version of the prayer "Our Father". Nova Scotia is a country. Punching a baby and a dog will not prevent you from winning an election.

Obama with Thai Prime Minister . . .judge for yourself. Michelle Obama no likey Check out Obama flirting with the Danish prime minister

This book says that constricting your anus and denting your navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective. Doing this will enable you to say good-bye to depression and take back your youth.  Here are the top five reasons why you should take this advice: It can be done anywhere. Get rid of stress and say good bye to depression. It can give a good gun or good pliers to man or woman. It reverses the aging process. A healthy buttocks is a happy buttocks. Someone please try this and post your results in the comment section.

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Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was  concern for Avian Flu.  They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's  relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The city then hired a  Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for  truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When  crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of  impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck." Share this here:

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...   So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.   When the angel returned, he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'   So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.   When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...' God was not pleased.   So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?   Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'!!

  This is a rare opportunity for this. We never imagined that it could be so magnificent - like a phoenix in a fairy tale! Please save and share with good friends as it is not every day we can see such beauty!!!