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Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women"  is now out in paperback. For information about how a woman's brain works, click here .

SYLVIA:   Hi! Wanda. WANDA:   Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA:   How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from   the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,   and finally died a peaceful death.   What about you? WANDA:   I died of a massive heart attack.   I suspected that my husband was cheating,   so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself   in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running   all over the house looking. I ran up into   the attic and searched, and down into the   basement. Then I went through every closet   and checked under all the beds. I kept this up   until I had looked everywhere, and finally   I became so exhausted that I just keeled over   with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer   ---we'd both still be alive.

They have been testing these for several years now. Resilient Tech was developing them for the military application.   Amazing new tires......................... Michelin Tires... Absolutely SCARY looking... Look for 'em in August. These tires are made in South Carolina , USA . SEE THROUGH TIRES Radical new tire design by Michelin. The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show.   Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part of the tire from the outside tread 'wrap!' The next picture shows how odd it looks in motion... Makes you wonder how the ride feels doesn't it? These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these. Just th

Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're  in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a  fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Bob said: "I'd like them to say, "LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"

Erik Johansson is a professional photographer and retoucher from Sweden. Erik's website is alltelleringet.com .

History Lesson on Your Social Security Card   Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your family and friends. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are Facts. Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway  and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed. The picture above is an old Social Security card with the  "NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION" message. Our  Social Security Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised: 1.) That par

One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington, D.C., there can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument . With all the uproar about removing the ten commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time. I was not aware of this amazing historical information. On the aluminum cap, atop the Washington Monument in Washington , D.C.., are displayed two words:   Laus Deo. No one can see these words. In fact, most visitors to the monument are totally unaware they are even there and for that matter, probably couldn't care less. Once you know   Laus Deo's   history, you will want to share this with everyone you know. These words have been there for many years; they are 555 feet, 5.125 inches high, perched atop the monument, facing skyward to the Father of our nation, overlooking the 69 square miles which comprise the District of Columbia, capital of the United States of America. Laus Deo!   T

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written   an impressive new book. It's called ....   'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'   2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink   and be Mary ....   3. The difference between the Pope and   your boss, the Pope only expects you   To kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant   flash and it is gone.   5. The only time the world beats a path to   your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.   The seat folded up, the drink spilled and   that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.   7. It used to be only death and taxes   Now, of course, there's