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A Touching Christmas Story - joke


A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers everywhere. Walking through the mall, the surprised wife looked up and noticed that her husband was gone. He was nowhere to be found. She was very upset about this because they had a lot to do.

 She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice, said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went to five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."

His wife said crying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."

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