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Playboy Bunny (and UK fan) Megan Dills Trampled by Indiana Fans

Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation:

“You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.”
“All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.”
She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.

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  1. You went to a basketball game wearing nothing but a bra? I'm surprised no one noticed you.

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