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My job search
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  
      But I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,  
 But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  
 But wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  
 But that was too exhausting. 


5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,  




But just didn't have the thyme. 


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  
But any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard. 


7. My best job was a Musician,  
 But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  
      But didn't have any patience. 

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  
   Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,  
 But discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, 
      

 But the work was just too draining.


 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,    
 But they said I wasn't fit for the job..  

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,     
 But had to quit because it was the same old grind.    

15. SO, I TRIED  RETIREMENT  
  
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 
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