Beanie Books

‘Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck. ‘Huey,’ was the reply. ‘How’s your day been, Huey?’ ‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey. ‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?’ ‘Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two. ‘So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked. ‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’ The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’ ‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes. ‘My name is Puddles.’

Click here for more jokes like this .

You can buy this Deborah Harry print on Amazon . Even if you don't want it, check out the first review. Here is a snippet: It occurred to me the other day that this year is the 35th anniversary of my first ever fwap. I don't remember the exact date of my first meeting with my own mint sauce but what I do remember very well is I was thinking of Debbie Harry when it happened. Click here for a pretty cool picture of Britney Spears . 

“We were talking about the different types of molecules that are present in mucus, and it’s well known that there’s a lot of sugar groups. And then we took it a little bit further and said maybe your mucus tastes sweet to tantalize you to eat it. Kids who sort of don’t know any better or know any better that picking their nose and eating it may actually be training their immune system to the different types of pathogens and agents that may be present within the air,” Dr. Napper said. Read the full report here .

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!” Click here for another joke for older folks .

My philosophy is: If you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. - Ryan Lochte