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My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids. He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just weird ! If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog. Click here for another stupid picture .

Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women"  is now out in paperback. For information about how a woman's brain works, click here .

SYLVIA:   Hi! Wanda. WANDA:   Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA:   How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from   the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,   and finally died a peaceful death.   What about you? WANDA:   I died of a massive heart attack.   I suspected that my husband was cheating,   so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself   in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running   all over the house looking. I ran up into   the attic and searched, and down into the   basement. Then I went through every closet   and checked under all the beds. I kept this up   until I had looked everywhere, and finally   I became so exhausted that I just keeled over   with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA:   Too bad...

They have been testing these for several years now. Resilient Tech was developing them for the military application.   Amazing new tires......................... Michelin Tires... Absolutely SCARY looking... Look for 'em in August. These tires are made in South Carolina , USA . SEE THROUGH TIRES Radical new tire design by Michelin. The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show.   Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part of the tire from the outside tread 'wrap!' The next picture shows how odd it looks in motion... Makes you wonder how the ride feels doesn't it? These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these. Just th...

Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're  in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? " Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a  fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Bob said: "I'd like them to say, "LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"

Erik Johansson is a professional photographer and retoucher from Sweden. Erik's website is alltelleringet.com .