Phil Robertson: " We never, ever judge a chicken who is going to cross the road...that's the Almighty's job. " Aaron Rodgers: " I really, really like female chickens. That's all I can say about that. " Barack Obama: " EVERY chicken deserves health insurance. " Hillary Clinton: " I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire. Also, what difference at this point does it make? " DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems " OPRAH: " Well, I understand that the chicken is ha...