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Pictures: Unique Headstones

Winter snow humor

Albert (Tapper) Torney's old cans - cool pictures

OLD CANS! He used to go to all the public  functions...especially the picture theaters.  And he always carried a  sugar bag to collect empty bottles and cans. His name was ... Albert  (Tapper) Torney. Everyone thought he was a bit eccentric and kids  would tease and hassle him.  Then it was discovered that he sold  the  empty bottles but only some of the cans. After he died in 1998  (aged 86) his large collection of model cars made from  aluminium cans was  discovered. This goes to prove..."you shouldn't judge a  book by its cover" - or a sculptor by his sugar bag. Here is just  some of his collection...and quite amazing too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - joke

Phil Robertson:    " We never, ever judge a chicken who is going to cross the road...that's the Almighty's job. " Aaron Rodgers:    " I really, really like female chickens. That's all I can say about that. " Barack Obama:    " EVERY chicken deserves health insurance. " Hillary Clinton:  "   I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire. Also, what difference at this point does it make? " DR. PHIL :   "  The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems " OPRAH:   "  Well, I understand that the chicken is ha...