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New definitions of common words

New definitions
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
 
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
 
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
 
CHICKENS:
Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
 
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
 
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
 
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:  Something other people have. You have character lines.

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