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RESTROOM SIGNS
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library,



Jim Mattingly
The Salty Dog


Duke University, Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity. 

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry. 

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .


If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA .


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA


and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it. 

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX



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