Friday, January 10, 2014

Female vs. male poems - joke



FEMALE  POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
  One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
   One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
   And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!  For a man who makes love to my mind,
   and knows how to answer "How big is my  behind?"
I want for this man love me to no end,
   And to always be my very best friend.

MALE  POEM
I want a  deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass  boat.  I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a  shit.

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