Friday, April 19, 2013

Joey Votto does not get paid to walk - #ThingsJoeyVottoDoesntGetPaidFor

Joey Votto gets walked a lot. Through 15 games, he has twice as many unintentional walks as anybody else in in baseball. 

Baseball traditionalists say that he's not paid to score runs but rather to drive them in. 

Here are some other things he isn't paid for:
 Wall decorations
 Mowing the lawn at GABP 
 Playing the organ at GABP
Cleaning up after the Phillies sweep
  Serving Cowboy his post-game UDF
 Rocking the Bike to make daiquiries for the team
 Shaving Marty's head after a huge winning streak
Selling you a Paula Deen bedroom set
Providing security in his home

I found these pictures on Porky Miller's Twitter page.

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